Riya’s gain

Riya Sen has put on weight. 4kgs of it. And this is making everyone sit up and pay attention. The light, scientists reckon, will bend a little more around her curvy waist, now giving her a planetary glow which will be visible from galaxies far far away. The scientists also believe this might somehow interest the aliens as well and they might have a 4kg of a bigger reason now to come to our land and witness this emerging “bengali hole”, making this otherwise personal act a real giant leap for mankind.

The only truthful point in the above tale which was meant to be a synopsis for SRK’s Special Effects Flick endeavor is that, Riya Sen has gained weight, and with everyone speculating, it has been revealed that she’s playing a fearless and pregnant Bengali bahu in Rituparna Ghosh’s new movie. We thank the universe that there still lives one director here who does not want his heroines to look like billboard advertisements even while they are playing pregnant characters. I have to admit all this extra weight has really added to her curves and as they say, ‘Hips don’t lie’!