SRK and all his troubles

SRK is drowning in all the woes of the world. Just when the good news came in about Chandini Chowk to China, (the Diwali competitor to his Billoo Barber), postponed by weeks due to a technical glitch, he has a gazillion other woes raining on him.

Two social activists have filed more than 30 complaints against his home, Mannat in Bandra. They range from valid to god damn outrageous. Apparently, the superstar has broken dozens of rules in building and naming his dream home. The entrance is illegal and the building he constructed behind his home has many irregularities. This is the same building in which he’s gifted flats to close buddies Farah Khan and Karan Johar.

Apart from that, the spat with Salman is far from over. Industry insiders say that as soon as Salman sorts out the Katrina business, he’ll start his attack on SRK. This would be bad for the industry all right but it’s bound to be horrendous for Shah Rukh who’s losing his King crown to the new big wigs in the industry like Akshay Kumar and Imraan Khan.

Shah Rukh, seems like you got a long hard year ahead of you. Best of luck for it man, you SO need it!!!