Bigg Boss Asylum

Another day, another Bigg Boss episode.

Day 9 of Bigg Boss brought with it yet another reason for us to classify Indian show-makers and celebrities as bird-brained.

The task given to them was a Janamashtmi task. The girls had to pick their Krishna through secret ballot and the chosen Krishna would then have to pick his Radha. The rest would remain his Gopiyas. Once done, they would all be handed costumes which they would have to wear till Wednesday. Now whenever music starts to play, the gopiyas will have to perform for their Lord Krishna, or in this case, Rahul Mahajan and his Radha, Payal.

This week the two nominated for eviction are Rahul and Rakhi. This comes as a huge surprise since everyone thought that the reticent Raja would be the next to go.

In other news, both Ashutosh and Sambhavana have been on edge about something or the other. Sambhavana’s been the butt of every joke and it turns out that everyone’s scheming against her. Turns out all the inmates think that she’s just like all the ‘other item girls.’ So much for your lash-out at Rakhi, Sambhavana!

The only difference between is Sambhavana and the other item girls is that the rest of them actually look decent AND they can dance (that includes Rakhi Sawant).

Ashutosh began kicking and biting because there’s been no milk in the house for two days and when it finally arrived, he chugged it straight from the carton which led to a row between him and Rahul.

Sanjay Nirupam decided that if he’s going down, he’s taking everyone down with him.

Just because no one wanted to live with him in the Bigg Boss house, he decided to rat out everyone else, starting with Rahul Mahajan, whom he claims sneaked out of the room at 3 a.m to sleep with the girls which was ‘childish’ (says the politican on a reality show).

Rahul justifies himself by saying that after his divorce, he’s a free man – fair enough (any guesses who’s letting him rock their world?).

Nirupam’s boasting about that fact that Monica Bedi spilled the beans about her and Abu to him and he was very impressed with the fact that she seemed like a sweet and innocent girl rather than a heard-hearted, conniving woman like he expected. How the hell does he know?! Firstly, he’s part of the system and secondly, he barely knew her for a few days!

We all know about his jabs at Sambhavana and he’s judged her on the fact that

“…she cared about her reputation and got hurt at what she thought was a slight to her self respect.”

If someone was paying me to walk around half naked and I did so, confident about my body, and then someone else pointed to my face and said, “Hey, you’re half naked! You look downright ugly!” I probably would get pissed off too!

But then I’d think about it and realise that it’s what I’ve chosen as a profession so I should be proud of it, unlike Sambhavana who’s ashamed of being an item girl and is trying to portray herself in a whole new, non-existing category of ‘classy item girls’… Yeah, right!

Face it girl, you’re just another brick in the wall…

I’ll conclude this little speech by breaking to you that Rahul and Rakhi plan on opening their own production house and just like Ekta Kapoor promotes Tusshar every opportunity she gets, these two will do the same for Payal.

Sheesh! What a bunch of loonies! It shouldn’t be called Bigg Boss ka Ghar, it should be called Bigg Boss ka Pagal Khaana!