Mallika Mallika pants on fire

That’s what the revolutionary Mallika Sherawat seems to have changed the old saying “liar, liar pants on fire” to!! The actress’ career is steaming due to her successful lying abilities… which she seems endowed with (along with other things might I add)!

It’s a known fact that half the stuff that comes out of her mouth is a whole lot of bull, but what’s shocking is that a few naive souls are still soft-hearted enough to humor her crap!! Wake up you poor souls, this woman has been crying wolf since day one. And the latest one is that she was haunted by Madhubala’s ghost on the sets of ‘Maan Gaye Mughal-E-Azam’. Yeah right!! Well, Miss Lamba, as if we don’t know that your abandoned family of bureaucrats is waiting for you to spare them a few minutes from your so called busy schedule, and NOT sitting in some no man’s land in Haryana, with their backs turned to you out of shame the way you told us!!

We think it’s high time the ex air-hostess stops acting like a deprived, immature child who keeps lying shamelessly to get everybody’s attention. I mean if your family was so orthodox and unsupportive, how did you get to serving flights and marrying a pilot in the first place??? Let’s just hope that Miss Sherawat’s ex-husband Mr. Karan Singh Gill is too busy flying aeroplanes to pay attention to this nonsense. We can imagine how relieved he must be to get away from a woman who seems to be developing a bigger split-personality day by day.

Being a skilled liar however seems to have it’s advantages in this case. Apparently, producer of ‘Maan gaye Mughal-e-Azam’ Ratan Jain gifted the actress a holiday in Paris for her work in the movie. As if we can’t figure out that the poor producer was secretly afraid that her pretence at being possessed by a yesteryear ghost would ruin the show!! Well Mr. Jain, we sympathise with you for all the money you spent on such a hopeless actress, let’s just hope that when the movie releases it turns out to be worth it!!

We wonder why the damsel complains of doing more work than actresses like Aishwarya Rai, and Kareena Kapoor and yet not getting the recognition she deserves, when she is getting more than enough gifts and credit for her silly, immature pranks! Please dont forget that the top actresses you are comparing yourself to do NOT pass comments like ‘men talk to my boobs’ just to get uncalled-for attention! Finally, we would like to warn all those gullible souls out there who still think that she is worth working with to watch out. You’ll just have a schizophrenic on board! And she will empty your pockets before you know it!!