Sonam Picks Another Kapoor!!

Even though the movie offers have run dry, Sonam Kapoor’s love life seems to be getting along nicely. After her alleged affair with Ranbir during the filming of Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s paper-cut of a film, Saawariya, she’s been spotted hand in hand with Kunal Kapoor. The two were seen enjoying an evening show of The Dark Knight at PVR Juhu. They booked corner seats and at some point, Kunal yawned and slipped his arm around her. Wow!! Take it easy there champ! You better slow that bird down!! Go easy on the oysters alright? Jeez!

Even though all this smells of ‘awkward first date’, rumour has it that the two have been an item for quite a while. Yes, Kunal, the future face of Doga and Sonam, the current face of total failure have been wooing each other for months.

Getting back to the point. The two were hounded at the theatre by a group of college kids who asked for autographs. Kunal lapped up his two minutes of fame and politely obliged. Apparently Sonam didn’t do the same. She just sat there and hid her face. Right, since so many people want her autograph. What the hell are they going to do with it?? You’re one movie old!! They’ll probably need to attach your biography to that piece of paper if anyone is to understand what it’s all about.

After this lovely episode, the two fought over their split perspectives on fan encouragement and public displays of affection. But it was all okay by the end of the night. The two walked out without understanding head or tail of the movie but feeling a sense of unity with the rest of the morons in Bollywood.