Jinxed Swords Spook Drona Cast

Strange things seem to be happening on the sets of Goldie Behl’s latest miscarriage, Drona. As if seeing Abhishek Bachchan dressed in gold wasn’t terrifying enough, the two titanium swords that were made for the movie appear to be jinxed! Whenever the two swords are separated, some bizarre phenomenon like hail in the Thar Desert or a thunderstorm in the otherwise dry Bikaner occur. And finally, after there was an explosion on a flatbed rail car, Goldie has decided never to separate the two swords again.

It’s funny how people interpret events like these. I really doubt the two swords have anything to do with it. I think two things are at the heart of these uncanny scenes. One, that after the Unforgettables tour, Abhishek is missing a soul and two, that the elements are conspiring to stop Goldie’s gunshot wound in the stomach-of-a-script from being turned into a movie. So you can join those two swords and pretend they’re your old G.I.Joe and Cobra action figures till the cows come home Goldie, this is not going to go away.

For all you know, all this crap about hail and thunderstorms may well be fake. I know this movie needs some USP but aim a little higher there champ. Nobody cares that one of your flatbeds blew up. Some dumbass in the tech department you rounded up from under the bridge at the end of Mahim Causeway probably messed up. What the f**k does a sword have to do with it!?