Amu-ptaphobia

Amrita Arora has discovered that she suffers from anuptaphobia (Fear of staying single!). In her phobic outbursts, she is known to do strange things like rushing to the terrace to sing Elton John songs at the top of her voice, or signing crappy movies where she’s given the least significant roles.
To save us from such terrible inflictions, a love offering has to be made to her everytime the last one manages to escape her grip.

When she was with Upen Patel we all wondered what she was upto and why she suffered from such low self esteem finally after three long years she moved on to Usman Azmi. Usman and her brother-in-law Arbaaz met at a social event and he introduced the two lovebirds who were together for suspiciously enough three years. So post Usman, when the panic attacks began to rise, Mr. Shakeel Ladak who also doubles up as an administrator for a construction firm was called to do the bidding. Owing to his administrative background, he’s said to be more adept at handling “Amu” as she is fondly referred to by her buddies.

Shakeel, has been following Amu devotedly to all the parts of the globe and showering her with gifts.