Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Saas, sex and the city


‘Saas, sex and the City’ is about four housewives who want to get laid…bytheir husbands. They can’t have sex because of the joint familyhouseholds they live in.
Thuulsi : Look at that body. No, look carefully. Yeah, she’s old andbut she runs an entire family. If it weren’t for old Ba and hergrandsons, she’d probably could sneak away and use some ‘Bahu’ timewith her now-dead-now-alive husband Mihir…before he changeshis mood again.
Plot twist: She was once caught doing her husband when he was dead, byBa who’s now blackmailing her.

Paanvati : Paanvati and Om had planned to join yoga classes ‘together’if only that stupid grandfather of her’s wouldn’t have started yogaclasses at home. Parvati is torn between the urge to meditate andfornicate (f**k).
Plot twist :One day babuji walked into the kitchen praising Parvati’schapatis when he saw her ‘abuse’ a belan (Om wasn’t hOme). Babuji wantsto tell Om but he is very fond of chapatis. Kya kare… ?
Slowni: She is a black beauty unfortunately she lives in a villagethere isn’t much electricity because of which she can’t be noticedmuch by her husband and the household. She is often mistaken for thefurniture. She uses these very factors to get her husband tolean on a ‘table’ or sit on that ‘chair’ for a long time.
Plot twist: After the movie ‘Swades’ released the Govt. got moreresponsible and provided electricity. So one day, while her patiparmeshwar was working at it, the lights came on. It was their babuji’sreclining chair. Now Saloni has to contend in silencewhile her husband spends secret time in the store room.
Sobby darling: She’s just tryng to fit in.

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